Once upon a time, a woman was picking up firewood. She came upon a poisonous...– Natural Born Killers
If you live each day as if it were your last, you will one day certainly be...
Abdullah worshiped for four hundred years, then occupied himself with the singing of a bird on a tree in the garden of his house. He was repaid for this by God ceasing to love him. -Farid al-din al’Attar al-Nisaburi The Conference of the Birds
Man, i really wish i had deaf and blind friends now!– Krista Cavestany, being an exemplary human being since 1991.
A conversation at the grownup table, as imagined...
MOM: Pass the wine, please. I want to become crazy.
GRANDMOTHER: Did you see the politics? It made me angry.
DAD: Me, too. When it was over, I had sex.
UNCLE: I’m having sex right now.
DAD: We all are.
MOM: Let’s talk about which kid I like the best.
DAD: (laughing) You know, but you won’t tell.
MOM: If they ask me again, I might tell.
FRIEND FROM WORK: Hey, guess what! My voice is pretty loud!
DAD: (laughing) There are actual monsters in the world, but when my kids ask I pretend like there aren’t.
MOM: I’m angry! I’m angry all of a sudden!
DAD: I’m angry, too! We’re angry at each other!
MOM: Now everything is fine.
DAD: We just saw the PG-13 movie. It was so good.
MOM: There was a big sex.
FRIEND FROM WORK: I am the loudest! I am the loudest!
MOM: I had a lot of wine, and now I’m crazy!
GRANDFATHER: Hey, do you guys know what God looks like?
GRANDFATHER: Don’t tell the kids.
9:41 PM 4/9/2010
don’t get mad, get depressing! what? you heard me.